white gays in fandom: [try to claim spiderverse as a movie for them almost exclusively, make a bunch of posts abt miles doing a bunch of ooc shit]
me, internally: this is indicative of a larger problem in fandom where white gays and white people in general love a movie but realize they can’t fully put themselves in the shoes of the lead bc hes black, so they remold his character into something more palatable and generic so they can be more comfortable making their jokes and headcanons or what have you
me, externally: miles wouldn’t read homestuck bc its bad
If it wasn’t for that piano music Kingdom Hearts would be a comedy.
Yoko Shimomura is literally braver than any marine
When Nomura hands her the script for KH4 and she’s gotta figure out how to make Mickey dying in Noctis’ arms look anything but ridiculous with only her piano
oblivion vampire lore: clavicus vile bestowed the vampires of cyrodiil with the ability to completely conceal their vampiric features and they are indistinguishable from normal people
my kids: omg you were alive when Britain left the EU?? thats something my textbooks talk about what was it like
me: i was looking at memes about it
I was going to every single rally, march, and advocacy meet-up, writing to local mps, and desperately accruing documentation of the 8 years my European ass has lived in the UK so far, but go off, I guess.
ok this post was abt me tho and i was looking at memes about it
Guy Mouse in this car dealership I’m in: Hee Hee Hee I Am A Silly Mouse :)
Girl Mouse in this car dealership I’m in: Hey Peebrain, Would you fuck me? Would you fuck a rodent? Would you perform an affront to God for curvaceous rat pussy?
